Santa Gets Gypped

Most of the people old enough to read this blog know  that Santa Claus does not exist, even though my parents still wait for us to go to Wbed to put out “santa presents” (we’re alll over 21, btw.)  I was listening to “The Night Santa Went Crazy” by weird Al in the car, and something occured to me.  There’s a line that says “break his back for some milk and cookies, sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped”.  How true is this nowadays though? Our parents (“Santa”) do so much for us and most of the time we are so ungrateful.  Sometimes I think our population as a whole has come to expect so much from other people that we forget to show appreciation for the people that are actually out doimg things for us!

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The Glass is Half Full… of Poison

So I was having a discussion with my mom (at least it wasn’t with myself this time!) about life and work and getting ahead and why I need to get away from Tampa, and I forget what she said leading into this line (which sucks because it would have made writing an entire blog post about it more necessary) but I replied with: “Everybody lies, cheats, and steals…. God I sound like House….”.  Perhaps I watch too much TV.  But it does seem like the people that are usually successful are the ones that lie, cheat, steal and manipulate to the top and into others’ hearts … just sayin’.  I will never get it.  #PeopleSuck

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